Without Further Ado, The Satisfyer 2 Review

So, the Satisfyer 2.  You've probably seen the Satisfyer line make it's way around with all the sex toy review bloggers, and yes- I've hopped on that caboose.  Choo choo! The Satisfyer is a competitor to the Womanizer, which pretty much anyone can agree that without the terrible name, the cheesy design and the addition of a "y" for a bit of flair, the Satisfyer came on the market to...

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Everyone Needs A Hot Pink Cock- A VixSkin Mustang Silicone Dildo by Vixen Creations Review

Would you believe I've never really owned a dildo? Like, really. At 18, I had one of those gross phaltate-laden rabbit vibes, but I haven't really gone back to anything dick-like since. Everything in my arsenal was typically the rechargeable, vibrating type.  Some had shafts, but usually the phallic-ness of it was part of a double duty feature. The VixSkin Mustang Silicone Dildo comes in some realistic colors, but honestly- everyone...

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Tauntus Bend Over Beginner Strap On Kit Review

I was really excited to get my hands on our first tools for a fun pegging session.   While I had been in to many a sex shop in my pre-lifestyle life and had seen an array of strap on devices, it never occurred to me that I may need one, so I never gave it much thought. As the other Vanilla-half and I listened to more Life on the...

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Sexperiments Masked Desires Kit By Sportsheets Review

There are things we've slowly been integrating into our sex lives-  costumes, paddles and glorious cockrings.  Before the sir & I hooked up, I was pretty run of the mill with my sex life, and apparently so was he.  Since we got into the Lifestyle, we've been witnessing first hand that people are having a lot of fun simply being playful with their sexuality. We've always loved sex, the guy and...

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Swinger Essential: The Liberator Fascinator Throw Review

There are many reasons to love the Liberator Fascinator Throw- first off, it's classier and comfier than a sex towel. Secondly, if you're a swinger and you're getting a romp on at someone else's house, it's classy to bring your own linens- it's sort of a dick move to make a wet mess on someone else's mattress. For play at home, if you've been the lucky person who gets to sleep...

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The Njoy Fun Wand- Not The Pure Wand, But Totally Fun.

I have been somewhat obsessed with trying items from the Njoy line after hearing the hosts of the Life on the Swingset Podcast gush about them.  Njoy produces a line of stainless steel toys that are sleek and designed for hitting the G-spot and P-spot, and best of all, they retain temperatures and are completely able to be sterilized. I never used a stainless steel toy before- I've been a...

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LELO Elise 2 Review

I have been a fan of LELO toys since I was smart enough to know that jelly toys are bad, and that there were other options out there beyond the nasty looking toys with porn stars plastered on the cover that weren't really engineered for performance. I've had the LELO Nea & Liv (the OGs) for well over 5 years and they're still running strong, but I wanted to branch...

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